Curse ( Sollux x Reader )

"Shitfuck!"


"Wow, [Name]. You really thuck at thith game."


"Shut up, Sol. You know I just bought it yesterday!" You exclaimed, glaring at your close friends face, then quickly turned your vision back to the screen. Yesterday had been great, you'd spend most of the day with him outside of a Gamestop in your town.

You both spent the night together in the extremely long line, waiting for the same game you were. The new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. You had been waiting for months for it to come out in your local game store, and when it final did, it turns out you weren't the only one who'd been waiting. Luckily, you got in line early, so you were one of the first ones to get to get a copy.


"Yes!" You cheered, seeing the bomb you threw had dropped exactly where you wanted it to. You absent mindedly pushed your hair back behind your ear, grin present on your face.


"I'm gonna go get thome food."


"M'kay." You mumbled, eyes never leaving the screen. You played, and played, and as far as you knew, Sollux still hadn't returned. Even though you'd been trying to focus on your game, your mind was practically screaming at you to check on Sollux. You eventually gave in and made your way to the kitchen, sighing quietly.


"Sollux?" You called, pushing open the door to the kitchen. You stepped in and glanced around, seeing no one. You frowned, he couldn't have gone too far right?


"Sollux? C'mon, this isn't funny!" You called, now slightly irritated. After waiting a few seconds and hearing no response, you groaned loudly and walked around, checking behind corners hoping to find your yellow blooded friend, but failing horribly. You were about to give up searching around the house when you heard a loud screech behind you, making you jump and quickly spin around to face what ever had made the noise.


"What the fuck?"


"Screeeee...."


".....S-Sollux?" It didn't respond, but decided to climb up your leg instead, clawing at your left pocket. You raised a brow, reaching into the pocket, pulling out your phone. You looked at the phone, then back at him.


"You want my phone?"


"Screeeeech!"


"Alright, alright, Jegus! Calm down!" You raised your hands in defense, before picking up the loud little creature and placing him on the counter, along with your phone. As soon as you sat down the phone he moved so he was in front of it, held it up to his face with his back legs, and began typing away on the screen. You just stared him down as he did, then proceeded to drift away into your thoughts.



'This entire situation is just plain weird. I mean, all I wanted to do was play my new game, and all this shit happens. Man, the world is just against me.' You thought, sighing quietly. Just then you heard a soft growl come from beside you, and you quickly remembered where you were and glanced back at the little yellow thing that looks like Sollux on your counter. He was holding up the phone screen so you could see what he had typed,


'[Name], iit'2 me.' Your eyes widened, and you stared at him.


"For real?" He narrowed his eyes at you impatiently, and quickly turned the screen back to him, typing away once again.


'Ye2 2tupiid.'


"Rude." You glared at him, "So, how did this even happen?"


'Ampora happened.'


"Eridan did this to you?" You tried to stop yourself, but it was too late. You'd already started laughing. The situation was now taking a whole new level of irony. All the pieces of the puzzle fit together now. Eridan must've done this because of what Sollux had said to him the other day which was when Sollux had insulted him and basically called him a wizard. Then the rest of that week was spend with Eridan yelling his lungs out at Sollux, while Sollux just laughed and repeated to him, But you're a wizard, Harry. which was funny at first, but by the end of the week you wanted to strangle Sollux. "You do realize that this," You motioned to his appearance, "Is your own fault, right?"


'How the fuck ii2 thi2 my fault?'


"Remember your little joke last week?"


'....2hiit..' You chuckled, pushing your hair back once again.


"So, what do you want to do now, Lispy?"


'Ii don't know. And don't call me that!'


"Sorry, but no can do Lispy."



'A22hole..'



Eventually, you both agreed that you wanted to watch a movie, that movie being the Terminator. He'd never seen the movie, but you have a million times, so he insisted that you'd be quiet after about 20 minutes of reciting each word. Sollux sat on your shoulder most of the movie, but moved to sit next to you towards the end. As soon as he was a safe distance of you collapsed onto the pillow next to you, and soft snoring poured from your mouth.



Sollux chucked in his mind, moving to sit in front of your face. Tho, thhe fell atheep already, huh? He smirked and kissed her softly, and then suddenly a flash of light filled the room for a few seconds, before clearing.



The flash brought you out of your slumber, seeing a figure in front of you, but not quite sure who it was. You sat up and rubbed your eyes, looking back up to see Sollux, standing in front of you, smirk perched on his face.



"Sollux, what the fuck? How are you big again?"



"Tho, your fluthhed for me too, huh?" You face suddenly exploded with a bright red color,



"W-what?"



"I turned back beecuathe of the way the curthe on me wath thet."



"Curse? What curse? How?"


"In order for the curthe to be broken wath to kith thombody who wath jutht ath fluthhed for me ath I wath for them, and I kithed you. And, here I am." You blinked,


"Your flushed....for me?"


"Yeth. Man, you catch on thlow." You smiled widely and jumped to hug him, hanging from his shoulders. You pulled away, grinning widely.


"Fluthhed for you."


"Flushed for you too."